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Can’t be part of the crowd…. had to be creative ;-)

1. My uncle once: hollered at me for not telling anyone i had an earache after swimming for 5 hours.

2. Never in my life: have i been able to sing in key.

3. When I was five: i fed my dog a bottle of flintstone vitamins… i ended up eating more than the dog did.

4. High School was:an experiment in social Darwinism.

5. I will never forget: the time i hit a girl who just had her wisdom teeth removed.

6. I once met: Lou Ferigno, and didn’t realize that the HULK had a hearing disability.

7. There’s this girl I know: who risked everything to have the life she dreamed about.

8. Once, at a bar: i bet a friend $10 to introduce herself to a cowboy.

9. By noon I’m usually: considering what should be done about lunch.

10. Last night: I fell asleep in a schnuggle.

11. If I only had: my wisdom teeth back.

12. What worries me most: is wondering if i’ve lost my car in an underground parking garage.

13. You know I’m lying when: i give you a big “doe eyed” look and a grin.

14. What I miss most about the eighties: Milli Vanilli and penny loafers. Not necessarily in that order.

15. By this time next year: I’ll be smarter, faster, quicker, better. Or I will be me.

16. I have a hard time understanding: people who have a hard time dealing with money.

17. If I ever go back to school I’ll: realize that highschool isn’t the end all, be all of life.

18. You know I like you if: I send you grins in instant messenger.

19. Take my advice, take everything you read on the internet with a grain of salt…. it is, after all, a big, nameless, faceless place.

20. My ideal breakfast is: coffee on the deck, in the sun. Dog at feet. Boi at side.

21. Why won’t people: say what they mean and mean what they say.

22. If you spend the night at my house: you get your choice of the top or bottom bunk.

23. The world could do without: overzealous pedestrians.

24. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: Math.

25. Paper clips are more useful than bad friends.